That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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