First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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