Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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