Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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