Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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