so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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