that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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