Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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