that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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