I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I miss vodka workout Fridays
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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