dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet