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• (714): View more from California

  He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick

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  Ive only called 5 times

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..

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• (925): View more from California

  After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this

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• (661): View more from California

  If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"

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• (607): View more from New York

  Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.

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