For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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