No stitches, just platelets and will power
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I would fuck him just for his dog