FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
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