i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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