dude i'm inner monologue high
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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