they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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