Do vagina's smell?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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