i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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