just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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