New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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