so that wasnt chicken after all
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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