she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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