Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
ok first of all what the fuck
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