She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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