We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
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