Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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