I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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