as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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