Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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