All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Randomize
