Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
