Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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