I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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