and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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