if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Randomize
