It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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