goodnight i made you a song goodbye
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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