just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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