tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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