We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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