We named our party play list daddy issues
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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