she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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