Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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