i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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