Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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