No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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