yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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