she is the kim kardashian of front butts
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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