my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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