i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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