Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I just found puke in my bra..
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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