you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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