sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
no, he came in my armpit
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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