Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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